catch me guilty if you can

picking my nose
browsing kissing tutorials before first date(s)
popping pimples and blackheads
boasting drinking capacity in a company of two
licking the
 butter off
  of the inside
   of microwaved
  popcorn bags
watching Kausati Zindagi Ki
eating a family pack biryani
glimpsing a neighbor's fight with his
girlfriend
glimpsing a neighbor's fight with his
girlfriend, watching
                       Kausati Zindagi Ki, eating a family pack biryani
    Shirtless in December*